A few weeks ago, I wore a similar outfit to this one that Olivia Palermo [hypothetical arch Nemesis] chose to wear to fashion week. Even though our time lines may be questionable, I refuse to accept anything but the simple fact that THIS BITCH STOLE MY LOOK. I have a strong feeling my girl Joan Rivers would back me up on this one. And while we're on this roller coaster ride of assumptions, I would also like to say that I believe I wore it best as well. Thank you, my work is done here.