Tuesday, March 22, 2011

I love ra-tards

Good ol' Tyra Banks was quoted with this gem of a statement in this week's "Encounter" in New York:

"I actually studied with the Groundlings...I was going to be a sketch comedian, hence the [adopts exaggerated fashionista voice] 'Fa-Fa-Fa Fashion' - the characters and stuff? I was going to be a recurring star on Jamie Foxx's show. Not In Living Color- there was one he had called Deez Nuts."

Damn girl, Deez Nuts?!?!? You almost made my dream a reality for yourself and you go and just screw it up being a model and shiz. RUDE. This is what jealousy looks like.

But seriously, Stop talking Tyra. For the sake of everyone in this world, especially the ones that are repeatedly visually molested by you and your talk show.

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